My Ex-Girlfriend's Boyfriend

Machine Gun Fellatio

My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
He writes love songs about her
& from what I understand
He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes
He's got two songs on the radio
I wish I'd written those
My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band

My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
He writes love songs about her
Even I can understand
& he's got a certain something I suppose
His new song's on the radio
& this is how it goes:
(this is him singing)

I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world anymore
(he doesn't want to live in this world anymore)
Where will I find true love?
(where will he find true love?)

My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand
A summer's day two years ago
When I was still her man
I was the expert then at takin' off her clothes
& that's all ancient history
& that's the way it goes
But I've been working on my keyboards
(yeah right)
Practising guitar
& takin' lots of bass lessons
To expand my repertoire
& my new girlfriend my new girlfriend
My new girlfriend my new girlfriend
My new girlfriend my new girlfriend
My new girlfriend my new girlfriend [etc]
My new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band