Oh! You Pretty Woman
I know a gal that’s awful sweet
I’m tellin you she cant be beat
O you pretty woman
With lots of this and plenty of that
And a motorcar and a ten room flat
O you pretty woman
She’s lookin for a sweetie
And I think she picked on me
I tried my best to get away but she wouldn't let me be
And this gal you must hear more about
I’m gonna stand right up and shout
O you pretty woman
I only held her hand but once
And I was weak for months and months
O you pretty woman
One time she sat up on my lap
And I just had to yell ker pow?
O you pretty woman
She locked me in her boudoir
And started straight for me
But I just fought and kicked and screamed
Till she let me be
We wont be married till the spring
But mother's told me everything
O you pretty woman
Now you should see just how she's built
One look at her and boy you'll wilt
O you pretty woman
With lots of these and plenty of those
And boy oh boy those sweaty clothes
O you pretty woman
I never kiss her more than once
Unless she just demands it
And when she holds me close so dear
I like it but I can't stand it
She took me ridin' in her coup
She made my heart go boop boopy doop
O you pretty woman
