Only the Girl

Bif Naked

My love's an ice-cold latte
And it's running down yer shirt
You took my little heart
And then ya threw it in the dirt
I won't go near yer locker
And I cannot wash my hair
I can't believe you betrayed me
And filled me with despair

I can't believe
Horrible truth about you
Because you lied to me
I am only the girl
Who was in love with you
But, now you lied

I have developed frog-eyes
From crying all the time
I won't go out
And skate with my friends
I'll only stay inside
You ran around, behind my back
With a pretty, blue-eyed girl
I am so sick of missing you
I think I'm gonna hurl

I can't believe
Horrible truth about you
Because you lied to me
I am only the girl
Who was in love with you
But, now you lied

I can't believe you lied to me
I can't believe you

(I am only the girl who was in love with you)

I can't believe
Horrible truth about you
Because you lied to me
I am only the girl
Who was in love with you
But, now you lied to me

{Bif:} {sportin' the "x"s on her hands} Self-discipline requires doing
What is necessary, when it should be done,
Whether it is a pleasant task or not
A straight-edge lifestyle is personal choice
If my coffee consumption
Ain't straight-edge enough for you
Then **** me with a double, skim cappuccino

{Bif:} Um: hellooooo!!
Get a ******* hold of yourself!!
No complaining!!
Are you starving?
No?
Then let's have a little perspective,
Shall we see a therapist
Switch to decaf, lay off the pills
Try some stretching
Take five
Have a time out
Write it down
Make a painting
Have a hot bath
Quit hanging onto past hurts
Forgive all to get over all
And get on with it!
Puh-leeeze!
Develop some humor
Laugh it off
Yuk it up
Don't be mean
Karma is instant
There is no coincidence
Live today
Try - ok?

{Bif:} {crying} Ring upa ambulance.