Stringing Up Conkers

The Boy Least Likely To

I sit around in my pajamas
Eating pear drops and stringing up conkers

And if I want to feel something
I stick pencils up my nose
I just want to change the world
in whatever little way I can

I feel too fat to go to the gym
so I sit at home and watch keep fit videos

Sometimes I feel
like I'm banging my head against a brick wall
But I just want to change the world
in whatever little way I can, way I can, way I can, way I can

There is no point to doing anything at all
But I still want to change the world
in whatever little way I can