Star Trek Rhapsody
Kirk:I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise.
Spock:Captain Kirk: This is Spock.
Please step on the transporter.
Scotty:Dilithium crystals!
Hit by Klingon missiles!
No!
McCoy:I'm a doctor!
Kirk:Not an actor!
McCoy:Not a milkman!
Kirk:What does that mean?
McCoy:And I'm sorry -- He's dead, Jim.
Chekov:Photon torpedo . . . !
Kirk:Lieutenant Uhura,
Open hailing frequencies
Uhura:Yes, Captain Kirk,
Opening hailing frequencies, sir
Kirk:Let's boldly go where no one's gone before!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .
Beam me up, Mr. Scott;
Sulu, go to warp!
Sulu:Warp three, sir.
Kirk:No! That will be way too slow!
Sulu:Warp four, sir?
Kirk:That still is way too slow!
Sulu:Warp five, sir.
Kirk:It still is too damn slow!
Sulu:Warp six.
Kirk:It's too damn slow!
Sulu:Warp seven?
Kirk:It's still damn slow!
Chorus:It's too damn slow . . . !
Kirk:No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov --
Chekov:I am firing torpedo!
Spock:That will not work and would be illogical
To me, to me, to me . . . !
