Urban Desperado

Legs Diamond

The urban desperado
Drives an eldorado
Long and black with big white walls
He’s got a phone and tv
He such a sight to see
As he cruises all the shopping malls
He wears a leisure suit
He looks like a fruit
But little girls are what he likes
He’s got nothin’ to say
Wears a greasy toupee
He likes to be tickled with spikes

Hey little girl let me give you a ride
Ride in my eldorado
Hey little girl let me give you a ride
Ride, ride urban desperado

He’s got a wife and kids
He’s got baggy eyelids
With a great big scowl on his face
He got two cute little girls
With shiny blond curls
Ya make his heart start to race
He’ll offer you a ride
But once you’re inside
He mixes you a couple of drinks
When he’s makin’ his play
You want to go away
You know he’s got one thing on his mind

Hey little girl let me give you a ride
Ride in my eldorado
Hey little girl let me give you a ride
Ride, ride urban desperado