Dead Before I Was Born
Well the lord must have had his day of when I was born
He went to bed closed his eyes and had some fun
Mummy sad she wanted me and I was welcome
Daddy gave his sperm and it was done
The first thing that I saw was white
The nurse cam with the scissors and said: its a boy
The doctor hit my ass, said come on cry
And then I started to scream and I was alive
Ooh ooh I was dead before I was born
And now Im here and I dont know why
Cause I wasnt asked at all
