Bartender Song [Aka Sittin' at a Bar]

Rehab

People in the back ground talking:
Care for another Martini?
I could wet my whistle
Brandy Sir?

Bartender I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was six a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was trippin' on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my shit out into the yard
Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard
And in my drunken stupor

I did what I should have never done
And now I'm sittin' here, talking to you
Drunk and on the run
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away
And I know I'll probably get ten years
So just give me beers till they get here

Yeah I know the sun is comin' up
And y'all are probably gettin' ready for closin' up
But I'm trying to drown my soul
I'm tired of this life on the dirt road

Everything that I love is gone
And I'm tired of hangin' on
I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart, in the trailer park
So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car
And crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

[Rap]
Yes it was meant to be
Romance is misery
So much for memories
And now I am headed to the penitentiary

See me on TV
The next cop series
I am a danger
I guess I should have did something about my anger

But I never learn
Real things I don't concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love
And watch it burn

I know it's my fault
But I wasn't happy it was over
She threw a fit
So I crashed that piece of shit over

[Singing]
And now I'm goin' back again
Back to the pen to see my friends
When we all file off that county van

They'll ask me where I've been
I've been at a bar on the inside
Waitin' for my ride on the outside
She stole my heart, in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her fuckin? car
I crashed that piece of shit an' then stepped away

Fades out:
Laa laa la laa la la laa laa laa la la la laa
Hey
Laa
Laa laa la laa la la laa laa laa la la la laa
Hey you bastard
Laa
Laa laa la laa la la laa laa laa la la la laa [Fades out]