Mom look
mom look!
don't roll your eyes
at me
mom look!
just come over and
see
mom look!
it shouldn't be so
hard mom look!
they built it in the
backyard
once they made it
winter June
i didn't see it
built a rocket to the
moon
i didn't see it
mom, they cause me
so much pain
now, Candace...
once they even gave
me Perry's brain
oh for crying out loud
they built a submarine, a time
machine, a haunted house that
made me scream, drove cattle
through the mall, built a giant
bowling ball, blew me up to
fifty feet, a chariot dragged
me down the street
*takes a breath*
(la la la la la la la la)
made their stupid clothes a fashion
craze, shoelace tips a household
phrase, shot me through a
circus tent, always asked where
Perry went, made a lava flow
destroy my face, a giant roller
derby race, thawed a caveman out
of ice, built a rollercoaster twice
