Mum Direction
Chorus:
This sweet beat goes out to the One Direction mums,
For those who couldn't give two flips about their sons.
And I know you're probably the biggest 1D fan,
but I prefer Tricia, Maura, Karen Jay and Anne.
First up! Who we got? It's Zayn's mum Tricia,
We've not even met her yet, but we still miss her.
She admits she cries every time her boy leaves home,
But to remeber him she's got a Zayn cover on her mobile phone.
Word up to Niall and his mum Maura
I don't know what it is, she just got this aura.
Go Maura do your thing, yo, repping the Irish,
We've jeard she gives Niall fashion tips, that's why he's so stylish.
Thre's not many words that rhyme with Irish.
Chorus:
This sweet beat goes out to the One Direction mums,
For those who couldn't give two flippin' motherflippin' about their sons.
Motherflipper
And I know you're probably the biggest 1D fan,
but I prefer Tricia, Maura, Karen Jay and Anne.
Liam's mum Karen, yo she's up next
Karen is a nurse so much respect.
We heard on the grapevine Liam bought his mum a beemer,
Now she rollin on 20s when she goes to treat a damaged femur.
Medically accurate rhyme!
It's time for Harry's mum now, Anne Cox is in the place
She's the one you've go to thank for Harry's pretty face.
No wonder that happened, she's a beautiful aldy
I'm sending you my number Anne, so call me maybe?
Now listen Mr Cowell, have we got your full attention?
We want to see a new band formed, and we'll call it Mum Direction.
We're sure they'll be commercially successful like their boys
And the merchandising's easy, we'll make Mum Direction toys.
Now we're nearly at the end, that I'm sad to say,
But we've still got one more mum and that's Louis' mum Jay.
She must be a hero he texts her seven time a day,
And when he's at home she brings him dinner on a tray.
Probably no true, but it rhymes, so tha's fine.
Whoaaaaa
Karen, Maura, Tricia, Jay and Anne
Whooaaaa
Let it be know that we're your biggest fans
Whooaaaaa
And whatever your boys do, know we always love you more We love you all!
Chorus:
This sweet beat goes out to the One Direction mums,
For those who couldn't give two flips about their sons.
And I know you're probably the biggest 1D fan,
You know we'll always love you more,
We love you all!
