Here at Horace Green
Here at Horace Green our name has come to mean pure excellence in every sense
Which we commandeer for quite a lofty yearly fee
When they write those checks each parent here expects their child to earn a high return
And because they do the pressure's on for you and me
Here at Horace Green, we rule the rankings, lead the funding, test right off the chart
Greatness is routine, the board demands it, or we will both be ripped apart
At our hallowed school, the children as a rule learn discipline. We drill it in
With as you might guess, the fear of doing less than well
While they're in our care, we tenderly prepare them to compete with the elite
Till they are dispersed to Harvard, or at worst, Cornell
Here at Horace Green, we take top honors, crush our rivals, wear the prep school crown
There's no in between, we get results here or the alums will hunt us down
Here at Horace Green, we stick to custom, keep on schedule, do what must be done
Don't and it will mean I go ballistic
Right, then that's all. Good luck. Have fun
