Brian Song

Alligatoah

Brian the babe they called Brian
He grew, grew grew and grew
Grew up to be
Yes he grew up to be
A boy called Brian
A boy called Brian

He had arms and legs and hands and feet
This boy whose name was Brian
And he grew, grew grew and grew
Grew up to be
Yes he grew up to be

A teenager called Brian
A teenager called Brian
And his face became spotty
Yes his face became spotty
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Brian and so
He was certainly now, no girl named Brian
No a girl named Brian
Not a girl named Brian
Hoo!

And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
Hmm and wants to see girls
And go out and get pissed
A man called Brian
This man called Brian
The man they call Brian
This man called brian