Dammit, Janet
(Janet:) Oh Brad wasn't it wonderful. Didn't Betty look radiantly
beautiful? Oh I can't believe an hour ago she was plain old
Betty Munroe now, now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.
(Brad:) Yes Janet, Ralph's a lucky guy.
(Janet:) Yes.
(Brad:) Every knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.
(Janet:) Yes.
(Brad:) Gosh, Ralph himself, he'll be in line for a promotion in a
year or two.
(Janet:) Yes.
(Brad:) Hey, Janet
(Janet:) Yes, Brad
(Brad:) I really love the skillful way you beat the other girls to the
bride's bouquet.
(Brad:)The river was deep but I swam it,
The future is ours so lets plant it,
So please don't tell me to can it,
I've one thing to say and that's dammit Janet
I love you
The road was long but I ran it,
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it,
If there's one fool for you then I am it,
I've got one thing to say and that's dammit Janet
I love you
Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I loe you so
(Janet:) Oh, it's nicer then Betty Munroe had, oh Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad
That you met mum and you know dad, oh Brad
One thing to say and that's Brad I'm mad for you too
Oh Brad
(Brad:) Oh dammit
(Janet:) I'm mad
(Brad:) Oh Janet
There's one thing left to do, aa-oo
And let's go see the man who began it,
When we met in his science exam it,
Made me give you the eye and then panic,
Now I've one thing to say and that's Dammit janet
I love you
Dammit Janet
(Janet:) Oh, Brad, I'm mad
(Brad:) Dammit Janet
I love you.......
