Dexter St. Jock
INTRO:
Uh Yo Yo Yo
Hmm You listened all thru? Good for you.
There he is y'all
The Universal Stallion
VERSE 1:
The Bump Squad's number one heartthrob
A runnin' boy employe for the Mob
He's got those funky dreads, spirituality
and a huge personality
PRE-CHORUS
This guy is off the hook
Even straight guys close their book
When he's walkin' by your pool
This is the ultimate cool
All the girls are smilin'
The Sun is shinin'
No vacation from dramas
When you're in the Bahamas
CHORUS:
It's Dexter Saint Jock
You're in a state of shock
Now you're the laughingstock
You can't believe it uh
It's Dexter Saint Jock
With his funky dreadlocks
A masculin peacock
Your girl is lookin' ah
It's Dexter Saint Jock
That colorfull mohawk
It's been around the block mm
It's Dexter Saint Jock
Must we go tropical?
VERSE 2:
This is the prototype what we're all striving for
Double-o seven, superhuman, we all want more
So go ahead and buy that tailormade tuxedo
Cuz Dexter is - your alter ego
PRE-CHORUS
This guy is off the hook
Even straight guys close their book
When he's walkin' by your pool (Pool?)
This is the ultimate cool
With that Jamaican accent
A tropical president
An unmistakable aura
You now he's gonna score y'all
CHORUS:
It's Dexter Saint Jock
You're in a state of shock
Now you're the laughingstock
You can't believe it uh
It's Dexter Saint Jock
with his funky dreadlocks
A masculin peacock
Your girl is lookin' ah
It's Dexter Saint Jock
That colorfull mohawk
It's been around the block mm
A skinny cousin of The Rock
I said a skinny cousin of The Rock
Yeah It's Dexter Saint Jock
What a beautiful girl like you doin' by herself on the island alone?
Ah It's Dexter Saint Jock
Yeah Uh It's Dexter Saint Jock
Uh Check this out Uh
Yo! There's a Dexter St. Jock in all of us
You just gotta hit the gym
Eat healthy
Grow some confidence
Oh and get a tan
Right on!
Autor(es): Petter Aagaard, Tomas Nerbø Smågesjø
