Dick Bill Ossewit
His daddy stierf toen Bill nog broekscheet, lonely in the jail
He had so as the doctor said, cholesterol teveel
Bill greep toen naar de Whiskeyfles but mother wou dat niet
Today the day is Dick Bill al all his life addicted to the friet
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My name is Dick Bill Ossewit
die always in the friettent zit
Dick Bill Ossewit
die always in the friettent zit
I am a twenty-eight-yearige-kolosale vent
I never overval a bank but every friettent
My name is Dick Bill Ossewit
die always in the friettent
Dick Bill is a nice young man, but has overgewicht
Because he always friete frí¨í¨t, acne on his gezicht
He drives a big white chevrolet, en smokes vaok heavy shag
z'n horse there is hai deurgezakt, with his spekvette nek
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Dick Bill is a vechtersbase with muzikaol talent
With his friendebendemembers began hai toen een band
They play in every bar or kroeg, but money will hai niet
He plays for beer en heavy shag, en onbeperkt friet
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