DJ Trevor
Singer croon the tune that makes the bucka
Guitarist girly-heartstring-plucka
Drummer they drive the moshpit-a-rucka
But DJ Trevor goes wucka wucka
Mixer drink help youth run amucka
Vitamin B help them after they chucka
Toilet ducka take away the yucka
But DJ Trevor goes wucka wucka
DJ Trevor
Social worker help you when you run out of lucka
Psychiatrist help you when you're panic-strucka
Accountant help you dodgy tax deducta
Micro surgeon help you with the nip and tucka
Lift operator come when you get stucka
Garbo come to take away your mucka
Chef serve you freshly oyster shucka
But DJ Trevor goes wucka wucka
He really famous but he not that clever
He model himself on Chappell Trevor
Amphetamine help you keep-a drive-a the trucka
Biological clock help you to feel clucka
Tenancy Law help you to usufructa?
- Look it up.
Female attention and male veneration
With just a record collection and some hand-eye co-ordination
