Ebaums's world dot com
Once upon a time
on the internet, there was a guy.
A very deeply flawed man,
they called him Eric Bauman.
He was a total asshole,
and nobody knows why.
He travelled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon,
for Something Awful, on to Fark,
with his trusty watermark,
It wasnt fair to those from whom he stole,
but did he care? No, not one bit.
And then he had the nads,
to sell some ads.
What a piece of shit!
Oh, Eric!
Eric's quite a slut.
Other people's work,
has made him rich.
He hired some male prostitutes,
dressed them up in three-piece suits.
His faithful team of lawyers,
made the internet his bitch...
... 'till Lowtax came along,
punched him in the face,
and banged his mom.
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
had his dumb website erased.
Well sadly that's a lie
But if we all join hands,
and sing this song,
then our call will reach the sky.
And maybe Zeus and Thor,
will smite that whore.
I think it's worth a try.
(ohh) ebaumsworld is going down,
we gotta rise up from the underground,
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two,
about how stealing simply isn't cool.
So right now we're making that our mission,
and if the bastard doesnt listen,
we'll get sick of being lawful,
and brand his ass with Something Awful!
