For All The Brave Soldiers (The Manflu Song)
When a man has a cold
You'd think that he lost his soul
He is such a snivelling wreck
And if you're his woman you wanna hang him, hang him
From his neck, from his neck until he's dead
'Cause he'll never know the pain of childbirth
I've got a bit of manflu
Behaving like I've got the plague
I don't know what to do
Sitting on my sofa in my dressing gown and feeling so vile
Still got the energy to play with myself ten times and watch Jeremy Kyle
Look at my poor pathetic face
I struggle into work but then the boss sends me home again
But then again I'm self employed
Autor(es): Matt Tiller
