If I Were a Gay
If I were a gay
Even just for a day
Will I run like a gay?
Will I walk like a gay?
If I were a gay
I will wonder for a day
Why the heck do I like a boy
When I'm one of those boys..
If I were a gay
Will anyone say?
That I run like a gay
That I walk like a gay
If I were a gay
Will my birthday be in May?
Will I jump like a fool
And use those homo tools?
If I were a gay
Even just for a day...
If I were a gay
If I were a gay
If I were a...
If I were a...
If I were a gay
Will I look like I did yesterday?
