I'm Ready
im ready, im ready, as anybody can be
im ready, ready as anybody can be
im ready for you,
i hope youre ready for me
i got an axe handle pistol
on a gavyard train
im shooting tombstone bullets
wearing ball and chain
drinking tnt im smoking dynamite
i hope some screwball starts a fight
im ready, ready as anybody can be
im ready for you,
i hope youre ready for me
you pretty little chicks
with your wavey hair
i know you think that i aint nowhere
just stop what youre doing
and come over here
ill prove to you honey that
i aint no square
im ready, ready as anybody can be
im ready for you,
i hope youre ready for me
ive been drinking gin like never before
i feel so good, y want you to know
one more drink and i wish you would
it takes a whole lot of loving
to make me feel good
