Luigi Power Theme Song
Every day, he's made fun by all his friends
Just jump off a cliff, and things will end
He deserves it, but he continues
Still, whatever happens, he's always new
Yet he's not funny, he's just unfunny, mate
He likes those bunnies, he's filled with hate
He has no friends that even relate
He's never honest, he has no trust
He has a smile like a stupid freak
He's so skinny and he looks so weak
But, he is actually, yes weak he still is
He loves the word love, he wants a kiss
But no one wants to kiss the skinny face
And smell the breath from the teeth with the brace
Try reacting, just ignore
He says he's a stranger, we don't know him anymore
He has no meat, only his skin
He's on a diet, when he's so thin
He calls himself fat, then what do you call us?
Wherever he sat, he always puked on the bus
He doesn't fear to sing a song from Rihanna
Unfaithful, while he thinks about his Ex-girlfriend Maria
He's only funny when he says perverted, and acts like a retard
He looks so innocent, he says it to a girl, and we laugh so hard
He breaks a bone, and he goes ouch
He breaks his swatch that he calls his crouch
He runs so fast and gets first place
But he faints and gets stiches on his face
While his mother faints with surprise
We're surprised with the fake things he buys
Secret passwords, that he makes
Luigipower 564, a nickname that he fakes
For every single fake yugioh cards
He can only beat Dean, winning is hard!
He's a professional, within love
A dictionary with sexual contents, that he has
He likes The Jonas Brothers, we start to vomet
Cheating in games won't bother, he has a pet
It's those little fish, and now we think they're fake
The expensive fish tank, that we have attemp to break
Whatever, he'll buy it again, we'll believe
And never, a honor roll that he'll receive
Forgive him, he just can't be funny
He needs to, subscribe to be subscribed
He is rich, he has all the money
But he's so unspecial, he's undescribed
He can only dance Thriller and peanut butter jelly time
He likes The Killers, and oh man I can't think of a rhyme!
(That wasn't funny, that wasn't funny)
