Monologue Song
I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
La la la, la la la
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
I like writing their names into songs
So they're ashamed to go out in public
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the Phone
But I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue
Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not gonna brag about that in my monologue
La la la, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la
And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
I'm not gonna comment on that in my monologue
La la la, la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
But there's nothing more to say
Cause everything's OK
I've got security lining the stage
It's my SNL monologue
La la la, la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la la, la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
