Neck It
Having children's noble, but, boy, are they a bore.
Making art is special, but, fuck, is it a chore.
Righting wrongs is needed, but you're up against it there.
Making money's mercenary, and losing it's unfair.
Neck it!
Some solve the world's problems over a good red,
At smarmy dinner parties with serves of garlic bread,
But when your life's a shit heap, there's only one thing then:
You solve the pain of remember what was I saying again?
Neck it! screams your girlfriend; Neck it! screams your mate;
Neck it! screams your conscience: peer group pressure's great!
You might be good at nothing, but still can be a star
When you neck that fucking bottle neck it for Australia!
