Odin's Resignation
Ain't no joy in Asgard
Frey is raining tears
Balder kicked Hel's bucket
And confirmed my worst of fears
The cocks aren't crowing
And the harp's not strumming
But trust me, Ragnarok is coming
Sleipnir threw me Wednesday
On my way to work
He texted me on Thursday
He'd run off to join le cirque
Don't need no runestones
When Norse gods sink to thumbing
It must mean Ragnarok is coming
Heimdall's in his tower
One hand on his horn
He used to watch over Bifrost
Now he surfs the 'net for porn
My top-notch watchman
Polishing his plumbing
Ten krone says Ragnarok is coming
My birds are bickering
My brain, they done encumbered
Frigg's flame is flickering
Our nuptial days are numbered
Those dwarves are whistling
And Freya's feeling reckless
Before the day of reckoning comes
She'll have a brand new necklace
And it won't be from me
At least there's some good news
Amid all this waste
Loki has assured me
My Valkyrie are being chaste
But Thor's hammer's pounding
The sound is numbing
It sounds like Ragnarok is coming
Brunhilda's warming up
I hear her humming
Ragnarok is coming
That's all folks, Ragnarok is coming
Autor(es): Robert Steven Reiser, Scott Henry Fray
