Mr Misfortune
Come along mate,
You gotta cheer up,
I know down on your luck but,
Dont be down in the dumps,
Dont be down in the dumps,
Yeah dont be down in the dumps,
I know youre down on your luck but,
You got to listen up.
Coz real lads,
They dont sink,
They brush it off.
They hold up.
They take it on the chin.
And nice girls,
Wont leave you out of pocket,
Wont make you buy their mates all their drinks,
Then leave you there to sock it.
And OH OH OH OH!
Hes only gone and done it.
Shes dumped him again.
And OH OH OH OH!
Hes only gone and done it again.
So tell it to me straight now,
Are you one of those guys,
Who always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girlie to girl,
Misfortune always turning your world.
Mister Misfortune
We need to sort you,
(Check!).
And all our friends agree,
That since the age of fourteen,
Youve played to lose and took the blues,
You need a slap on the cheek,
Coz now its gone too far,
You need a swift reminder,
So lick your straightener scars,
And dry your eyeliner.
And OH OH OH OH!
Hes only gone and done it.
Shes dumped him again.
And OH OH OH OH!
Hes only gone and done it again.
So tell it to me straight now,
Are you one of those guys,
Who always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girlie to girl,
Misfortune always turning your world.
Mister Misfortune,
Mister Misfortune.
We need to sort you,
Mister Misfortune.
Dont be down in the dumps,
Dont be down in the dumps,
I know youre down on your luck but.
Dont be down in the dumps,
Dont be down in the dumps,
I know youre down on your luck but,
You got to listen up.
You got to listen up.
Hes only gone and done it again.
So tell it to me straight now,
Are you one of those guys,
Who always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girlie to girl,
Misfortune always turning your world.
So tell it to me straight now,
Are you one of those guys,
Who always need the hassle and the stress in their lives?
And switches on and off from girlie to girl,
Misfortune always turning your world.
OH OH OH OH!
And OH OH OH OH!
You go to listen up.