She Let Me in the Back Door
I went round to my new girlfriend's house
She told me not to ring-ding her bell
She told me to be quiet as a mouse
She'd sneak me in where nobody could tell
Her mum and dad they might not approve
Their little girl getting into the groove
With a lad from the wrong side of the tracks
She told me I had to go round the back
And, she let me in the back door
She reckoned she'd never done it before
If he found out, her dad would go mental
So I promised her that I would step gentle
Went down the alley, jumped over the gate
Crawled through the grass and mud on the floor
When I arrived, I looked such a state
But she was waiting and opened the door
That commando shit it got her excited
Into the tradesman's I was invited
Like Milk Tray man, I got round her defences
And went in to commit several offences
And, she let me in the back door
She reckoned she'd never done it before
If he found out, her dad would go ballistic
His precious daughter just a sexual statistic
My pack of three was nowhere to be found
I think that I must have dropped them on the ground
She said to me, she didn't want a baby
She said that I should treat her like a lady
And, she let me in the back door
She reckoned she'd never done it before
If he found out, her dad would go ballistic
Not wanting babies, we were just being realistic
And, she let me in the back door
She reckoned she'd never done it before
If he found out, her dad would go mental
So I promised her that I would step gentle
Autor(es): Michael Morley
