Talkin' Rnc Blues
I was looking for adventure when I walked out front
I ain't left this house in months
Sittin on the porch chain smokin camels
Drinking like a drunk while the rain came down
So I got real high and I sat right down
I couldn't tell ya where I was bound
But all of a sudden I got where I was going
and buddy you won't believe what I found
It's crazy unbelievable
You see I went through a hallway
Up and down some stairs
I was underground for a while
The roots looked like hairs
With the humidity growing tenfold in the air
I wasn't surprised in the least
I was in Florida
Jacksonville
At the Republican National Convention
Louis Gohmert was there
He was coughing on everyone
Gaetz was wasted and baked
From a gas mask bong he was token on
Tom Cotton was armed with his white out
And erasing the pages of our history
William P Barr, Chad Wolf and some others
Had the Statue of Liberty trapped in the northwestern corner
After tear gas flash bangs and beating her silly
An unmarked van drove her away
As I'm scanning the room
I catch a glimpse of Jim Jordan
He's alone and he's yelling and he thinks it's important
Then I see Ted Cruz come over and try to console him
and Jim's like fuck off Ted, nobody likes you
Poor teddy
Someone drew a mustache on the portrait of McCain
It ain't much of a mystery who would do such a thing
The word loser with two O's covered his name
And he had two horns coming out of his head
I'll give you three guesses, Judges? Captain Bonespurs will work
Pretty soon everybody made their way to their seats
It was time for the show, the crowd took to their feet
But right before that piece of shit started to speak....
Mike pence walks in with.. Susan Collins
Just the two of them ...together
Now everybody knows one thing about Mike
He can't go anywhere with a woman without the company of his wife
And it was right around then I woke up on the porch
Realized I was having a dream of the nightmare sort
Now it certainly wasn't where I wished I had gone
But it is where we are until Election Day comes
I hope that we vote out every one of these clowns
So the next time I leave I can go out of town
So for the sake of the country vote this Election Day
By mail, absentee or the old-fashioned way
If you have to go out make sure you've got a mask
Let's all come together and take out the trash
Let's all come together and take out the trash
Autor(es): Kaston Guffey
