Tex Richman (Muppet movie) - Let's talk about me
I'm Tex Richman, mister Texas T.
People call me rich 'cause i got my money!
I've got more cheddar than some supersized nachos.
Got cash flow, like Robert has De Niros!
I use more green than Vincent van Gogh.
I make the baker bake my bread out of dough!
No no, don't eat it though.
It will make yoy ill!
There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill.
He's Tex Richman!
(Oh yeah!)
Everybody listen!
(Here we go now!)
Just about how great it is, to be him!
(Oww...it's great to be me, yeah!)
He's the greatest!
(I'm the greatest!)
Woo-oo waiters!
(Woohoo!)
Muppet's are a waste of time, ow can't you see?
(Uh-uh-uh-uuuuh!)
Yeah it's funny in a rich man's world.
When i need a piece of string i use a string of pearls!
If something's for sale i consider it's old.
I've got so much gold, i goldplate my gold!
I once even got to goldplate my cat.
I do not regret much, but i do regret that!
If i had to choose i would do it all again.
Except i wouldn't goldplate little twinkles again!
He's Tex Richman!
(Oh yeah!)
Everybody listen!
(Here we go now!)
Just about how great it is, to be him!
(Oww...it's great to be me, yeah!)
He's the greatest!
(I'm the greatest!)
Woo-oo waiters!
(Woohoo!)
Muppet's are a waste of time, ow can't you see?
(Uh-uh-uh-uuuuh!)
