The Ballad of My Name Is Tristan
Yo babe my name is Tristan
Ready for my song?
Suck it bitch
He's a man of cloth
And he likes to get rough
He gives his money to underprivileged children
Cause he's nice
He doesn't like to kiss and tell no
(Oh he's so nice)
My name is Tristan
(His name is Tristan)
Or am I christian?
(Or is he christian?)
What is the difference?
(What is the difference?)
I hate christmas
He hates christmas!
I don't like satan
(He don't like satan)
He's intimidating
(So intimidating)
He likes speed dating
Easter is better
My name's Tristan
And all you christians just don't listen
You ain't forgiving
What the fuck you saying?
You think you're praying
But you're spraying
You ain't saying
You ain't saying shit
Easter is better
My name is Tristan
Or am I christian?
What is the difference?
Listen to my song
My name is Tristan
(His name is Tristan)
Or am I christian?
(Or is he christian?)
What is the difference?
(What is the difference?)
I don't like christmas
He fucking hates christmas
He's a man of the Sloth
And he likes is slow
He's never ever been inappropriate
Never ever never ever never ever never ever
My name is Tristan
Or am I christian?
Autor(es): Bombaby
