The Twelve Gifts of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A Japanese transistor radio
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Green polka dot pajamas
And a Japanese transistor radio
It's a Nakashuma
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
Green polka dot pajamas and a Japanese transistor radio
It's the Mark 4 model - that's the one that's discontinued
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A simulated alligator wallet
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man,
Green polka dot pajamas and a Japanese transistor radio
And it comes with a leatherette case with holes in it
So you can listen right through the case
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
A simulated alligator wallet, a calendar book with the name
Of my insurance man, green polka dot pajamas and a
Japanese transistor radio
And it has a wire with a thing on one end that you can stick
In your ear and a thing on the other end you can't stick
Anywhere because it's bent
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A hammered aluminum nutcracker, and all that other stuff
And a Japanese transistor radio
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A pink satin pillow that said "San Diego" with fringe all around it
And all that other stuff
And a Japanese transistor radio
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
An indoor plastic birdbath
All that other stuff
And a Japanese transistor radio
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A pair of teakwood showercloths
And a Japanese transistor radio
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A chromium combination manicure, scissors and cigarette lighter
And a Japanese transistor radio
On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
In automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television
But not when you get it home
And a Japanese transistor radio
On the twelfth day of Christmas although it may seem strange
On the twelfth day of Christmas I'm going to exchange
An automatic vegetable slicer that works when you see it on television
But not when you get it home
A chromium combination manicure, scissors and cigarette lighter
A pair of teakwood showercloths
An indoor plastic birdbath
A pink satin pillow that said "San Diego" with fringe all around it
A hammered aluminum nutcracker
A statue of a lady with a clock where her stomach ought to be
A simulated alligator wallet
A calendar book with the name of my insurance man
Green polka dot pajamas
AND A JAPANESE TRANSISTOR RADIO
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!
Autor(es): ALLAN SHERMAN
