UFO
Walking in the park
seeing them hark their lanes
I already know
their roses won't grow without rain
Looking at it
makes me trip over a dog
It's owner gets mad
that dog would've been dead if I'd worn clogs!
Chorus
Oh, oh
is there a UFO?
For I'd like to get out of here
and oh, oh
Can you show
where you took Elvis when he disappeared?
I ran away
if I'd stayed I would've gotten a black eye
I turn around
I just found out that he stole my purse, that guy!
I gave an angry kick
but I hadn't seen the brick underneath the leaves
And it shows
that my toes aren't happy with the smack that they received
Chorus
It's quite theatrical
I trip I slip I fall'
life ain't such a picnic
When all you do turns slapstick
so beam me up beam me up now Scotty
Shrink me pocket-size
send me to space rocket-wise
Oh Scotty get your gear
and get me out of here!
Chorus
