12 pains of christmas
12 pains of christmas
the first thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
is finding a christmas tree
the second thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
riggin' up the lights
and finding a christmas tree
the third thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
hangovers
riggin' up the lights
and finding a christmas tree
the fourth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
sending christmas cards
hangovers
riggin' up the lights
and finding a christmas tree
the fifth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
five months of bills
sending christmas cards
hangovers
riggin' up the lights
and finding a christmas tree
the sixth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
facing my inlaws
five months of bills
I hate those christmas cards
hangovers
riggin' up these lights
and finding a christmas tree
the seventh thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
the salvation army
facing my inlaws
five months of bills
sending christmas cards
o... jeez
I'm trying to rig' up these lights
and finding a christmas tree
the eight thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
I want transformer for christmas
charities
and what do you mean your inlaws
five months of bills
ah... making up these cards
ah... please give me a beer he
when we have no extension cords
and finding a christmas tree
the nineth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
finding parking spaces
daddy I want some candy
donations
facing my inlaws
five months of bills
writing up those christmas cards
hangovers
now why the hell are they blinking
and finding a christmas tree
the tenth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
batteries not included
no parking spaces
buy me something
get a job you bum
o... facing the inlaws
five months of bills
yo-ho sending christmas cards
ow jees... look at this
one light goes out after the other one
and finding a christmas tree
the eleventh thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
still tv-specials
batteries not included
no parking spaces
mom, I have to go to the bathroom
charities
she's a witch I hate her
five months of bills
o... I don't even know half these people
o... who's got the toilet paper
get a flashlight I blew a fuse
and finding a christmas tree
the twelfth thing of christmas that's such a pain to me
singing christmas carols
still tv-specials
batteries not included
no parking
whaahaa
charities
gotta make em' dinner
five months of bills
I'm not sending them this year that's it
shut up you
fine you're so smart you rig' up these lights
and finding a christmas tree
