Because You're Old
You have to wear a diaper
Because you're old [x2]
You have to use a wheelchair
Because you're old [x2]
You can't remember your kids names
Because you're old [x2]
You have to wear dentures
Because you're old [x2]
Because you're old - i hate old people
Because you're old - you're fucking old
Your kids tossed you in a nursing home
Because you're old [x2]
But they'd rather have you put to sleep
Because you're old [x2]
You can't even feed yourself
Because you're old [x2]
I'd hate to fucking be like you
Because you're old [x4]
