Awkward

Tech N9ne

Yeah
Heh
I'm just gon' tell a couple stories
Real quick
Shit that I think is pretty awkward, you know what I'm sayin'?
Check it out

Kickin' it up in Salt Lake City
'Bout to be doing a show and the boss stay really
Loving a nigga I think it's because I'm becoming a killer forever
The piece of my thoughts weight gritty
But one day someone say
Why does he gotta be closin'
I am the one with the frozen flow and pockets bulging
Fair ground it was a explosion
I told the promoter to hold up
And I told him I came to rock, give the famous spot
To the man that claim he hot
Twenty-two thousand people saw me make the Planet Rock
But when I was done nigga the show was done
Right when he took the stage everybody runs
And the outcome was three hundred folks set his show
So I'm at the shino and it was

Awkward, situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard
In my circle when it's awkward
Situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward

Great sex, thanks Tech
Thats what she say, I grab the latex
Off of me, and throw it away to be safe
And I give her the getaway-look and I say softly
We gotta move, my bus is leaving
I guess that wasn't a good enough reason
To have to go, I gave her a shirt
Not my jersey, I know it hurts
And then I heard call somebody saying come and get me
Grab the gun that's with me that's a no-no
You came and you leaving solo, keep it dolo
Making the walk of shame then I let her out the front
I was in the crunch when the person standin' at the door
Said I'm her husband man we love you
And this is what she really wants

Awkward, situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard
In my circle when it's awkward
Situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward

Awkward, situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard
In my circle when it's awkward
Situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward

I ain't even gunna rap this verse I'm just gunna tell you the story cause its funny as hell to me you know what I'm saying we shooting a am I a psycho video down in Atlanta somewhere outside of Atlanta it was cold as hell it was dark you know I'm sizilin' we only had like one trailer for everybody it was just me b.o.b and his people my people you know I'm sizilin' aqualeo satin star there people hopsins people uh uh the make up ladys, people that are in the video you know I'm sizilin' we all in there drinkin' you know I'm sizilin' am in the back all the time I'm reclusive kinda you know what I'm saying so bob come in the back and he say to me hey man you fuck with them toos I said toos he say yeah man you fuck with them tools and he pointed his hand like like a gun and I said I ain't got no tool here if thats what you asking and he said no I thought I saw some tools back here I said hell nah nigga I ain't got no tools back here man nigga I got god with me nigga and angels around me and we start laughing and he's like nah nah cause I go to the gun range and I'm like oh thats cool but we good right here man we ain't got no guns down here and we was laughing and when he was leaving out I said hey nigga its all Jesus my brotha ha ha ha ha nigga talkin' bout tools you know what I'm saying

Awkward, situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard
In my circle when it's awkward
Situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward