Diesel Boy

Cooler Than you

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I'm twenty four,
I don't own a tie

I don't have a job and
I love to get high

My hairline's receding,
I'm getting a gut

I love to jerk off and
I love to read smut

I can't run a mile

I'm not
Klein, but
I gots my own style

I smoke a pack a day, on a good day its two

But with all my faults

I'm still cooler than you

I can't drive a stick,
I don't really surf

My parents disowned me cuz
I'm a real jerk

I don't really cook and
I don't wash my car

I can't program the timer on my

I hate doing laundry, can't stand washing a plate

I haven't seen a girl naked since 1988

I know this sounds wrong but believe me its true

With all this against me

I'm still cooler than you

Now you must realize
I don't mean what
I say

But lying to myself helps me get through the day

We are the same, we are
Abbott and

You are as
I and
I as you

Autor(es): Diesel Boy

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