Discount Rebellion

Cop Shoot Cop

Our survey told us what you wanted;
Rebellion at a LOW, LOW price.
Be an individual through our product!
Why jeopardize your life?
You can have it any way you want it (if you really want it)
SATISFY those rebellious urges but stay true to your obligations.
Life is good when you know your purpose.
Revel in useless information.
Watch your worries wash away when TRUTH becomes a memory!
World events are too complicated. Steer CLEAR of the bitter and complex.
Take it EASY! Take it easy!
Swallow the easy to digest.
You can have it any way you want it (if you really want it...)
Sit back! RELAX!
Allow yourself to believe...
Conformity is SEXY and productivity rules.
Decision-making can be so taxing;
Why not let us express your feelings?
Everything has been designed for your COMFORT and CONVENIENCE.
Our survey told us what you wanted:
Rebellion at a low, low price.
Be an INDIVIDUAL through our product!
Why jeopardize your life?
You can have it any way you want it (if you really want it...)