Doc Brown Vs. Doctor Who
Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "the doctor"
Doesn't even really matter who? Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!
The "wanna be Einstein", minus the 'stache
Travels through time, but with no class
I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally
You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley!
Calm down, will you? Everything is going to be fine!
You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time
Actually, it's a lot more like a rug, really, oh, well, never mind
Let's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your ass with rhymes!
Great god! Iou're great... Not! I spit it hot
Then generate way more power than 1.21 gigawatts
I'm not sure what sort of scientific authority you purport to be
But I'm a real doctor! Where'd you get your degree?
Despite all your companions you couldn't be having less sex
I don't know what's lamer: Your fans or your special effects!
You don't get another turn to debate, time to face your permanent fate!
Now, Dalek, my balls!
I'm going to die...
At least, this version of me...
Perhaps you'd like another...
Prepare to meet your...
I'm a mystical medical dog at the pinnacle shifting my physical form
You're a possibly pedophiliac individual who should've never been born!
You got your knickers in a twist while you're sucking on my piccadilly, but I'm a lot lot different
Cause your a pitiful hillbilly hangin' with an edible kid who's a bawk bawk chicken!
Nobody calls me chicken!
This is between us, scarfy, don't try to outrhyme me
You'll find I'm as grimy as any slimy time limey
I'll use your porta-potty time machine as my latrine
You're not a cat with nine lives, you're a pussy with thirteen!