Ex-Guru
One of those blonde ladies had a certain hold on me
I went to all her seminars by the airport in the Double Tree
I even let her use nephew's seaplane in the Bahamas for free
But she means nothing to me now, I tell myself that everyday
She means nothing to me now, I tell myself every single day
I'm quite convinced I escaped her sway
I burned all my clothes with eucalyptus juice
Ripped out the floors and painted all the platforms puce
And I went so far as to sacrifice a second snake to Zeus
So she means nothing to me now, I tell myself that everyday
She means nothing to me now, I tell myself every single day
I'm still convinced I escaped her sway
But when she mopes in the moonlight on her mesa in March
Does she kick up a thunderstorm when she thinks of my betrayal?
She means nothing to me now (x2)
