Family Guy Theme Song
[Lois] it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on T.V.
[Peter] But where all those good 'ol fashioned values on which we use to rely?
[Brian] it use to be a big time star, was elegent as Garbo, or Hedy Lamarr
[Stewie] But now we get whores like Jenny Lopez, you want to curl up and die
Lucky there's a Family Guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
[Stewie] Laugh and cry
He's our Family Guy
[Louis] When I was young, the songs were fair, with Mister Johnny Mathis, and Sonny and Cher
[Peter] But now we get Justin Timber-homo
[Louis] A heartache all gone awry!
[Brian] The classic films were works of art, the images were graceful
The stories were smart
[Stewie] But now we get Matrix Revolution, I'm sorry I know this doesn't rhyme
But what the hell were you Wachowski Brothers thinking?!
Lucky there's a family guy, lucky there's a fella, sweeter than vanilla
Wholesome as a piece of
[Stewie] Apple Pie
He's a family guy
[Lois] His smile's a simple delight
[Chris] He lets me see the boobies on the internet sites
[Meg] He bought me my cute little hat.
[Brian] Yeah we should have a talk about that.
About that! And his hat!
[Brian] He's mastered the comedy arts
[Stewie] He says, Look out, Hiroshima! then casually farts
[Lois] He's loaded with sexy appeal.
[Peter] And best of all my titties are real, Have a feel!
[Brian] No thank you
[Stewie] I gave it the office
[Lois] The Brady Bunch has got their Mike and pretty Laura Petrie has Dicky Van Dyke
But who around here could fill those loafers?
But here's a happy reply
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the thing that
[Stewie] Laugh and Cry!
He's a Family Guy!
He's a Fa-mi-ly Guy