Gallifreyan History 101
(Spoken)
"Alright class, I'm the professor
I'm gonna begin the lecture today
Now, just so that we're all clear
This is Gallifreyan History 101
So please make sure you're in the right class...
There's always one isn't there
Right for the rest of us we've got a lot to cover
So let's get started"
At first we were just Gallifreyans and that was fine
Just taking up space and biding our time
Until Rassilon came along
With his ever present sense of right and wrong
He was strong, he was mighty
He was the founder of Time Lord Society
Now this is the subject that everybody finds the hardest
But youre gonna have to pass it if you want to earn your TARDIS
Nobodys graduating from this academy
Until youve all mastered Gallifreyan History
(Gallifreyan History)
Now Rassilon had a buddy called Omega
His interstellar science would amaze ya
He found our source of power
And devised a cunning plan in under an hour
It went sour, he was erased
But at least now we could travel through time and space
Now if theres a subject thats impossible its this
In comparison, the Untempered Schisms a piece of piss
But nobodys graduating from this academy
Until youve all mastered Gallifreyan History
(Gallifreyan History)
Ahh, let's go!
So now were all Time Lords and thats just fine
Were travelling through space, bouncing through time
But weve made it clear not to interfere
And thats a rule to which we all must adhere
But I fear that the Doc
Is about causing havoc in his big blue box
Now that takes up to date and everything's just gravy
I really just hope it doesnt get messed up by Russell T Davies
Nobodys graduating from this academy
Until youve all mastered Gallifreyan
Until you can say youre Gallifreyan
Until you know all about Gallifreyan History
