Giant Ant

The Handsome Family

Butterflies are monsters when you look at them too close
And once you touch their wings, they'll never fly again
Yellow is for buttercups and streams of hot piss
Red is for "I love you" and hemorrhages

But my thighs are as big as smokestacks
And I flooded the little girls' room
My ass is as big as Omaha
And the cupcakes will be done soon

I am a giant
I am a giant
I am a giant ant

Nat King Cole singing Sweet Lorraine
Empty Kleenex boxes on Howard Hughes' plane
The Easter Bunny hops right over Santa's grave
Beach bum Barbie dolls are lost beneath the waves

But my thighs are as big as smokestacks
And I flooded the little girls' room
My ass is as big as Omaha
And the cupcakes will be done soon

I am a giant
I am a giant
I am a giant ant

I am a giant
I am a giant
I am a giant ant