I saw the monster from the bay
I saw him raise his ugly head
We spoke for about a half an hour
I don't recall a thing we said
"Jack's Bloody Shadow" is a bar
It's next door to the "Broken Ghost"
That's up the street from "What a Cage"
I don't remember on what coast
Lil' miss was married yesterday to some bohemian die hard twerp
He didn't bother to get dressed
It wasn't even in a church
His family chipped in for a gift, all tied with ribbon in a knot
It's what they've always wanted, yes: a cubist cemetery plot
He said, "I finally wrote my book
It's called "The HiFi Alphabet"
I asked him what it was about
He hasn't figured that out yet