Here’S To the Zeros
Hey kids, do you wanna do what I do?
I got sick, got kicked out of high school
I guess then, I kinda got arrested
With a car, and a chase, and a drug test
These days, they don't wanna be near that
'Cause if you're selling records, they don't wanna hear that
Clean-cut, we'll do it like Disney
Well-adjusted, trusted, trust me
Party anthems, get them dancin'
Well, I'm the king of second-chancin'
Air-brushed, shiny, notoriety
The disappeared-into-the-back-to-go-and-get-high-ety
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby, this is where you're dead wrong
Alright, hey, ho, here's to all the zeroes
Every misfit, and all my down-and-outs
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby, this is where you're dead wrong
Alright, hey, ho, here's to all the zeroes
Every misfit, and all my down-and-outs
You can't sing, you got a young look so
It's nothing auto-tune can't fix though
MTV don't play videos
And no guitar is allowed on the radio
These days I kinda just pretend so
I guess I don't mind, it depends though
I get stuck to every innuendo
But it doesn't seem to matter in the end so
They say, ??Where's the next hit, baby
God, how could I top ??Call Me Maybe
Well, I'm delirious, she's bi-curious
Let's disappear into the back to go and get serious
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby, this is where you're dead wrong
Alright, hey, ho, here's to all the zeroes
Every misfit, and all my down-and-outs
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby, this is where you're dead wrong
Alright, hey, ho, here's to all the zeroes
Every misfit, and all my down-and-outs
Hallelujah, up for ransom
Cash values for hash-tag anthems
Hallelujah, up for ransom
Cash values for hash-tag anthems
Hallelujah, up for ransom
Cash values for hash-tag anthems
Where'd the rock and roll go?
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby, this is where you're dead wrong
Alright, hey, ho, here's to all the zeroes
Every misfit, and all my down-and-outs
Hey, ho, where did all the good go?
Baby, this is where you're dead wrong
Alright, hey, ho, here's to all the zeroes
Every misfit, and all my down-and-outs
