Hey Swifty

Ass Ponys

Gonna hold my hand
Right over that candle flame
Until I can't take it any longer
I swear I could hold it there

All god damned day
If I wanted to
I said hey go on
Go ahead and make my day

Then I blew away
The mother in the mirror
And as I lay dying
On the bedroom rug

Bleeding with all my heart
Someone says, "hey, Swifty
Yer gonna have to come around sometime"

Took a car ride out to the flats
Where I hit a big dog
Hit a dog out on the highway
So to find out what it was like

When you hit a big dog
I ran over it a couple more times
Let it set for a week or so
Until it got really ripe

And flat and hard
In the middle of the highway
Then I found it and bound it up
With some baler twine

And painted it up like an American flag
Then someone says "hey, Swifty
Yer gonna have to come around sometime"

Last week I got so bored
That I took a big ride
And went out to the Mississippi
I took this guy I know

Named Lou along and he went
Because he wanted to
He said I can't believe
We've driven all this way

Just to see a fuckin' river
And I said god damn, god damn
God damn you, man
And I left him where he stood

Then someone says "hey, Swifty
Yer gonna have to come around sometime"