House Warning Party
There are five delightful flavors in a Lifesavers roll
Yeah, my grandma used to say I've got a sentimental skull
Well my grandma was a waitress, my mom was a waitress
And I am a waitress too
Yeah, your dad he was a cop who punched you right in the head
You said, "Fuck you, Dad! I hate you," and that's just what you meant
Well your dad was a cop, I bet his dad was a cop
Yeah, but you're no cop, you see
No, to me you are the Great Wall of China
Yeah to me, you are the golden gates of hell
Yeah to me, you are college camping trips and hockey
Yeah to me, you are the lies that you tell
Well, it's true that I still love you
For how long, I never could tell
But our lives are the same, both in shape and in length
For when you die, I will die as well
Autor(es): Barry Johnson, Matt Ebert, Chase Knobbe, Pat Ware
