I Don't Like

Barenaked Ladies

I can eat pork until the cows come home
And cheese like it's going out of style but it's not
I like just about every type of vegetables
I like raisins and nuts and seeds and olives and pickles and fruit and beef and bread
But I don't like salmon

I jump from a plane with a parachute
Scuba to the ocean floor
Driven super fast in a racing car
I've bungee jump and zip-lined, I've crossed roped bridges over raging rivers
But I don't like those spiny rides

I can fly my very own airplane
And I've been to the summits of mountains
I've been to the top of the CN tower
I can work on a ladder, I can climb a tree, I can look out the window of a really tall building
But if I stand close to the edge of a railing or up on a roof or something, I realize
I don't like heights so much