If You C Jordan

Something Corporate

I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear,
About this kid who just don't like me and that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting me and as you see I'm all swelled up with fear
Cause I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan, he makes me sick,
High schools over and you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's beach and man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls
Then you drove home real quick, did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one too many of you in this world

You say its chivalry, but its jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

Fuck you Jordan you make me sick, high schools over,
I don't care if you die your hair you'll always be a little red head bitch