I'm Ready
I am ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready, ready as anybody can be
well I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
that shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain
drink TNT, smoke dynamite
I hope some screwball starts a fight
'cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
well I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
all you pretty little chicks, with your long brown hair
I know you feels like I ain't nowhere
stop what your doin' and come over here
and I'll prove to you baby, that I ain't no square
'cause I'm ready, as ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I've been drinkin' gin like never before
it feels so good, that I want you to know
one more drink, I wish you would
it takes a whole lotta lovin' just to make me feel good
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
