I Think I Started a Trend

Brad Sucks

Washed up on the shoreline getting sand in my face
I took it hard and now I'm spending my days
Drunk lying around in total comfort and sin
And if you believe me I can do it again

Sold out all my friends and then I took it easy
Everybody said they never would believe me
I paid no attention to the very end
Oh yeah I think I started a trend

Dead clothes horses running crazy out of the gates
Player haters in the meadow learning how to create
Big belly well he said he was a man from LA
He seemed okay and so I signed it away