Java Junkie

Dance Hall Crashers

It started when he was just a young boy
Coffee soon became his favorite toy
A cup in the morning began his day
Soon he was drinking coffee all day

Java junkie, always has a cup of
Java junkie, never gets enough of
Java junkie, drinking coffee all day
Java junkie, to a coffee god he prays

Oh, he's an addict and that's a fact
But at least he's not smoking crack

His parents found his newfound addiction
So they hid all the coffee away from the kitchen
Nothing could stop him they knew it was true
He was totally hooked on the java brew

Java junkie, always has a cup of
Java junkie, never gets enough of
Java junkie, drinking coffee all day
Java junkie, to a coffee god he prays

Oh, he's an addict and that's a fact
But at least he's not smoking crack